I am still soliciting your contributions to my 2 (or, perhaps 3) ongoing competitions. Take a little look at the sidebar there once in a while.
1) For those of you based in Beijing, I invite you to share with me the lowest taxi driver registration number you come across each month (and any amusing story you may have about that taxi ride). I am encouraging the substitution of '**' for the last two digits, to spare the drivers concerned from any unwanted 'fame' (or 'notoriety'). It only really gets interesting, I think, down below 1500**; and you're not likely to win the monthly prize except with something substantially older than 1000**. Good luck. And for those of you outside of Beijing..... you could just make stuff up. I don't like to be exclusionary.
2) Make up an amusing band name. The first month went really, really well, but now we seem to have run out of steam rather. Come on, people. This is endlessly fun. And you can find inspiration anywhere - book titles, road signs, snippets of Chinglish, even real band names (I'm unlikely to recognise them and bust you!). The main prize here is for the band name suggestion that is most amusing but also most plausible/workable for an actual band. However, there are subsidiary prizes also for a 'Best French Band Name' and 'Best Cover Band Name'. Lots for you to think on.
3) There is also a spin-off of the 'band names' competition in which I have challenged you to identify the cinematic references behind a list of 28 possible band names I posted on January 23rd. It's really not that difficult.... but I do expect you to provide a complete set of answers on this one.
For any of these competitions, you may send me an e-mail or a text message if you know who I am..... but, really, whoever you are, wouldn't it just be easier to leave a comment on the relevant post? Yes, I think you all can manage that. I look forward to hearing from you.
What are the prizes? Well, I'll decide that when I see how good the entries are.....
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Band names: I was thinking, given the preponderance of anglophone Chinese punk bands in Beijing, that it might be fun to have an all-foreigner sinologue punk band, to be called either 黑户 ('English' name: Los Illegales) or 英文六级 (Level 6 English).
That said, neither of these things holds a candle to 'Candygram for Mongo.'
ah, thanks for recording my sms msgs re the taxi driver numbers.
Hi Brendan,
It's nice to get some Chinese contributions. Although the 'relevant post' would be the competition one over on the Barstool, not here. I'll copy your over.
I'm glad you like Candygram.
I wonder if there's any money to be made as a name-consultant for aspiring young rock bands??
You, dear sir, have been tagged.
Not AGAIN? For what this time??
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